Hola Goofenbachers,
Whew. We’re in December. The weather is turning, it gets dark out at like 3 pm, and that fat jolly bastard is just a few weeks away from showing his bearded mug. I’m talking about my Uncle Mike, not Santa. Santa isn’t real. Get it together people.
As we sorta talked about last week, I had a medium health emergency and as such, we’re still coasting on no articles this week. The good news? WE HAVE SOME MAJOR SHIT COMING DOWN THE PIPE, AND NO I DON’T MEAN UNCLE MIKE’S BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
First up, we have Kassidy Milanowski, one of the best pinballers in the world and owner of the coolest nickname in pinball (the assassin) giving us a breakdown of a game that is near and dear to all our hearts.
Next, a frickin’ Nudge classic involving food, pinball, and your various personality derangements.
Finally, Rick Brewster is gonna make HIS triumphant return. If it all sounds too good to be true? You’re probably right. But just lean into it, tis the season for X-mas miracles.
Speaking of X-Mas.
IT is time for you to buy more Nudge
Thanks so much to everyone who has grabbed an issue 2 or 3 this holiday season. It means a ton to us and will allow us to continue bringing you the content you love (or just tolerate, that’s fine too). But speaking of, WE NEED YOU TO BUY MOAR. I’m sittin’ on boxes of ish three that gotta go.
OK that’s it for this week. Bye luh you bye.
Doc Monday
Editor in Chief, Nudge Magazine